Valentines Week

Voldermort and I are in a fledgling relationship. As you know. This is how we celebrated our day.


3 girlfriends

Marmalade is very territorial, she has decided that Voldemort comes over only to see her. She dotes on him and scowels when he snuggles with me. Marm has decided that she has boyfriend. You should see her giddy little trott when she meets him at the door. She was the first one of us to kiss him.

Patches has taken a shine to Voldermort and loves a good scratch from her boy. Patches even will sit next to him while he games. She typically doesnt like people and seems to have a Voldemort mew that she does when she misses her boy. She calls him "thumbs" since he opens her food. Patches didn't have much interest in Voldemort until he gave her treats and helped at meal time. Now she comes to Thumbs and asks for a nibblet.

And now there is me. Unfortuantely, I am the "mistress" who steals time away from my furry roommates. 

In accordance with my kitties new love, I helped them purchace specail gifts for Voldermort's Valentines gift. Marmalade got him a gushy card that started with "to my boyfriend" and a dvd so that they could have a date night. Marmalade isnt let out side and is frustrated that she has not got to have a "proper date" yet. Patches got him some chocolates and a card that was about food and wrote the card out for Thumbs. 

"it puts the lotion in the basket"

 Voldemort likes to pet the kitties and pets my leg. Very funny since he feels I am human kittie bc I sleep on their schedule and like my belly rubbed. Purring is the only missing element. I laugh when he does it and insert that quote. Needless to say we use that quote often. And it has increased to asking about lamp shade sizing and optimal space on the body to fit on said shade.

Voldermort has began to have fancy taste and likes scented lotion. Perhaps so that he can smell his pray as he makes a skin snow suit. Who knows. I asked him to put the knives in the trunk of the car, so I would be safe. lol.

I pondered what girlie things to get him for vday and stumbled upon this BRILLIANTLY EVIL IDEA. I got out of my travel sized and sample sized lotions. Bought some purse sized lotions and started gluing. The masterpiece included hollagram hearts on toothpicks nestled  between lotion bottles with greenery at the base.

He laughed so hard. Few people get lotion bouquets.

 Present a day
I managed to get Voldemort a present a day. I wont go into all of them. The hilights are above. He surprised me by arranging a boquet of fake flowers that are in my fav colors. He ordered a boquet of roses and had it delivered to my work (then picked it up from my office and brought it home since I was too sick to work). Voldemort also got me chocolates and a card that made me tear up. He done good. We will be going to Build a Bear Workshop so I can get my valentines bear. I am so excited.